If It's Tuesday...

...it must be time for more two truths and a lie. The envelope please-

Wall Street investment banks knew exactly what they were doing as they repackaged and sold bad sub-prime loans.

John McCain offered to walk Ellen DeGeneres down the aisle for her forthcoming nuptials with Portia di Rossi.

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton's fundraising has grown so large that common spreadsheet programs (i.e. Excel 2003) can no longer handle their financial reports. (John McCain - not so much)

and the winner is...