Best of and Old / New lists are making the rounds. The best to date comes from Chris Buckley...
| Old
| New
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| Worst U.S. President
| Buchanan
| Bush (II)
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| Reassuring African- American Leader
| Colin Powell
| Obama
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| Menacing Ruskie
| Stalin
| Putin
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| GOP Clotheshorse
| Nancy Reagan
| Sarah Palin
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| Toxic Substance
| Asbestos
| Collateralized Debt Obligation
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| Three Stooges
| Moe, Larry, Curley
| Detroit Auto CEOs
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| Spurious Casus Belli
| Tonkin Gulf Incident
| WMDs
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| Supremely Self-satisfied Talk Show Host
| Bill O'Reilly
| Keith Olbermann
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| Over-The-Top Crooked Pol
| Duke Cunningham
| Gov. Blagojevich
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| Eponymous/Onomatopoeic Financial Scoundrel
| Ponzi
| Madoff (MAY-Doff)
|
| Martin Luther King Wept
| Sharpton
| Wright
|
| Fugitive
| Richard Kimball
| Osama bin Laden
|
| Wise Man
| Greenspan
| Buffett
|
| Hunky Aussie
| Russell Crowe
| Hugh Jackman
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| Downed Aviator
| Amelia Earhart
| Steve Fossett
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| Oxygen-Depleting, Single-Named Blonde Divorcée
| Diana
| Madonna
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| Caribbean Hell Hole
| David's Island
| Guantanamo
|
| Sapphic TV Personality
| Ellen de Generes
| Rachel Maddow
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| Cancer Phobia
| Cell phones
| Bottled water
|
| Unfortunate Sanguinary Photo Op
| Saddam Execution
| Sarah Palin at Turkey Slaughterhouse
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| Illegal Substance
| Meth
| Canadian Lipitor
|
| Guilty Pleasure
| Downloading Napster
| Leaving Lights On
|
| High-minded Catchphrase
| Compassionate Conservatism
| Audacity of Hope
|
| Cool Brit
| Tony Blair
| Boris Johnson
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| Politically Incorrect Gas guzzler
| Hummer
| Gulfstream
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| Texan Wind Bag
| Ross Perot
| T. Boone Pickens
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| Weirdo Actor
| Christopher Walken
| Joaquin Phoenix
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| Scary Weather Event
| Perfect Storm
| Katrina
|
| Potty-Mouthed Illinois Pol
| Rahm Emmanuel
| Gov. Blagojevich
|
| Repugnant African Despot
| Idi Amin
| Robert Mugabe
|
| Crown Kennedy
| Ted
| Caroline
|
| Cupcake
| Sarah Jessica
| Jen
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| $6 Million Book Advance
| Colin Powell
| Tina Fey
|
| Ubiquitous Historian
| Douglas Brinkley
| Niall Ferguson
|
| Hyper-Adoptive Actress
| Mia Farrow
| Angelina Jolie
|
| Tantalizing Opener
| Please to contact me most Very immediately re: $16 Mil Dollars (US) In Your Bank of Nigeria Acct!
| In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours...
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| Creepy Pol
| Larry Craig
| Eliot Spitzer
|
| Village Atheist
| Madalyn Murray O'Hair
| Christopher Hitchens
|
| Hot Wheels
| Boxster
| Tesla
|
| Frigid, Cash Strapped Landmass
| Russia
| Iceland
|
| Presidential Reading
| My Pet Goat
| Team of Rivals
|
| F--- You VP
| Rockefellar
| Cheney
|
| Cute NASA Gizmo
| Mars Rover
| Orbiting Tool Box
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| Fun Clinton
| Bill
| Hillary
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| Torture Device
| Water-board
| 401(k) Statement
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| Chicago G-Man
| Eliot Ness
| Patrick Fitzgerald
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| Hot First Lady
| Carla Sarkozy
| Michelle Obama
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